Camel Calculator

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Here you can calculate how many camels your girlfriend or boyfriend is worth. But first we need some information about the person.

Camels as currency?

In fact, camels as currency are said to come from Islam. At that time, not only camels, but also cows and silk robes were equated with a human life. Accordingly, a believing man was said to be worth up to 100 camels, and a believing woman about half that. At least this is how it was mentioned in the Koran. Therefore, the idiom of exchanging someone for camels has persisted to this day.

Fun facts about camels

Camels can drink for up to 38 minutes without stopping, taking in up to 135 liters of water. No wonder they are known as the "water reservoirs of the desert".
Camels have third eyelids that help protect their eyes from sand and dust. These eyelids are semi-transparent and allow camels to see their surroundings while protecting their eyes.
Camels are very talented flatulence machines. They produce so much gas in their digestive tract that they can fill entire tents with an unpleasant odor.

How does the camel calculator work?

The camel calculator is designed like a quiz and calculates as a result how many camels you are worth. Based on your information about various characteristics such as age, size and hair color, the number of camels that you, your partner or your friends are worth is calculated. The results are not serious and are for entertainment purposes only.

What does your result mean?

80-110 Exceptional - you would be a real treasure!
50-79 Good! A solid camel value.
20-49 Average - but camels are expensive!
0-19 Room to grow - try different inputs!

FAQ

  • Is the camel calculator serious?

    No 😉 – the test is just for fun and has no real background.

  • Are my data stored?

    No. All inputs are used solely to calculate the result and are not stored permanently.

  • Can I take the test on my phone?

    Yes, the site is optimized for smartphones – perfect for quickly trying it out on the go.

  • Is the camel calculator available in English?

    Yes, also try the international version: "Camel Calculator".

  • What does my result mean?

    The higher your camel value, the more desirable you are according to our fun algorithm. Scores above 80 are exceptional, 40-80 is average, below 40 still has room to grow.

  • What is the maximum camel value?

    Theoretically up to 110 camels are possible. This maximum value can only be achieved through a very specific combination of age, appearance and physical characteristics.

  • How many camels is a woman worth on average?

    According to our algorithm, the average is around 40-60 camels. The result depends strongly on age, hair color, height and other characteristics.

  • Can I do the test for myself?

    Of course! You can use the camel calculator for yourself, your girlfriend, your boyfriend or just out of curiosity.